me: wow i have so much work to do

me: *goes on tumblr*

me: *watches a movie*

me: *reads a novel*

me: *takes a nap*

me: *climbs a mountain*

me: *backpacks through europe*

me: why am i not getting anything done

humorous:

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

 

(via oharianaaaa)

other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved

america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........

other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning

america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........

other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions

america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............

other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt

america: if only there was a way.............................

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